I go through life slightly disheveled, eternally in need of a shave and an ironing board. I listen to music all the time. I would eat Cap'n Crunch all day long under the right circumstances, those circumstances being a bowl, a spoon, and an endless supply of Cap'n Crunch. People trust me. I drink entirely too much coffee. I am cursed with bad timing, except the comedic kind, with which I am brilliant. My voice sounds much different on the phone than in person. I like sharp neckties. I have read the Iliad, Odyssey, and The Brothers Karamazov. I was born on Leapyear Day 1984.